I finally figured out why she likes me

I finally figured out why she tries

I finally figured out why she likes me

Why she likes me

It’s not that I’m good looking

It’s not that I’m too bright

It’s not the fancy places I go

Uh-oh

I finally figured out…

It’s not the movies I’ve seen

Or the records that I own

It’s not something obscure that I know

Uh-oh

But it doesn’t matter

Now that I know

She’ll probably use it against me

I finally figured out…